“Fortunately, my cum bad luck streak ended shortly after-but now that I’m joking about it, it will probably happen again.” I mumbled something about allergies and resolved to get better redness-cutting eye drops. I was so embarrassed and must have looked so guilty. “I realized that to the outside world, not only did I look like I had some sort of severe incurable pinkeye, but it was also migrating and I had no good explanation for it. But the fourth or fifth time I went to get my mail, the mail guy finally asked me ‘Is everything okay with your eye?’ “I have a habit of going to get my mail after my shoots, and aside from some stinging and redness, I generally forgot about the cum in the eye after it was washed out. Cum is acidic and tends to lead to several hours of redness generally. “Not only that, but it seemed to rotate-one time in the right eye, then the left, then both. I generally love cum, but for whatever reason I was cursed to get hit square in the eye with it every single time. “So, for about two weeks straight it seemed that every single one of my shoots was to end in a facial. Now, if you know anything about porn, you know a ‘pop shot’ is the money shot-aka the cum shot. “There was a period of time in late 2014 that I had really bad luck with pop shots.
